Cartney and Heathie's Blues

Paul Mccartney must have sung these Beatles songs during his brief and tumultuous marriage.

Before Marriage "Ain't She sweet?"
"Honey pie"
During Marriage "Besame Mucho"
"Drive my car"
Break-up "Give Peace a chance"
During Divorce "It's all too much"
"I'm a Loser"
After Divorce "Can't buy me love!!"
"Free as a bird"
"Mailman, Bring me no more blues"
"Twist and shout"




Here's a tale on the two troubled souls set to the tune of a popular song.

"OB LI BI! OB LI BLAH!"

Now! Cartney has a castle in the country side
Heathie is grazing some sheep in the meadow
Cartney says to Heathie-girl i like your rustic side
And Heathie says this as she takes him near a cow.
Oblibi obliblah life goes on grass
Lala how the life goes on
Oblibi obliblah life goes on grass
Lala how the life goes on.

Cartney takes a Porsche to the jewellers store
Buys a hundred carat diamond ring
Struggling back to Heathie waiting at the door
And as he gives it to her she begins to sing.
"Oh Cartney, What will I do with one measly ring?
You better buy me the whole damned store!"

In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With one little kid Of Cartney and Heathie Jones.
It's hard to keep up with the Joneses
As they move from the country to London city.
Cartney likes the city nights
While Heathie likes the shiny lights
Heathie wants more n' more money
And Cartney says "It's no more funny"

And if you want some fun-take oblibi obliblah
Oblibi obliblah life goes on grass
Lala how the life goes on
Oblibi obliblah life goes on grass
Lala how the life goes on.

Cartney wants some more action in the sack
Heathie wants to fall off the married track
Together, both fight and beat each other up
Lala how the life goes on.
Heathie wants to take him to the cleaner
Cartney wants to head for pastures greener

And if you want some fun-take oblibi obliblah
Oblibi obliblah life goes on grass
Lala how the life goes on
Oblibi obliblah life goes on grass
Lala how the life goes on.

Cartney hires some lethal, legal ducks
Putting paid to Heathie's billion bucks
Finally the agony ended
Both sides agreed that

Oblibi obliblah life goes on cash
Lala how the life goes on
Oblibi obliblah life goes on cash
Lala how the life goes on.