Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Politically correct

Have you wondered who coined the soft-cushions for the hard knocks of life? Yes, I am talking about politically correct terms such as "vertically challenged" for "short" or "melanin challenged" for "white". Here are some I made up.

1) Stupid Neurally limited
2) Dull Creatively impaired
3) Dead Life-deprived
4) Boring Fun-neutered
5) Criminal Morally challenged
6) Poor Cash impaired
7) Fat Horizontally challenged
8) Thin Adipose-deficient
9) Divorced Maritally martial

2 comments:

Web White Noise said...

Some laws in them selves are Morally challenging.

gabriella said...

Very true! And let's not forget that lawyers are amongst the most morally challenged of them all!
:-)

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