A rant on school

I am sure our poorly conceived school education is one of the main reasons people turn to a life of crime. Have you ever wondered why they call criminals infamous and not famous? It's like famous except that it got imploded.

Coming back to the topic, can you just imagine somebody like ShiftyFingersSlim made to sit still in class? Sitting in a schoolroom with bored teachers is enough to make someone wish for something more adventurous. And when you have a whole field of unpicked purses and other more staid stationery goodies, it is enough to lead one astray. Oh yessirree!! Our school system is to blame.

Have you ever wondered whatever motivates somebody in life to pick up a vocation in teaching? What must be going through their minds at that time?
"Awright, I have to spend the rest of my life talking to runny-nosed kids who will probably treat me as their target for hairballs and other sundries.
Maybe I am not qualified but I sure as hell dont like to scrub floors nor clean dishes. How difficult can this job be? These kids wont even know if i am telling the truth or teaching the right things. Of course there would be a couple of Smart Alecs as always but they can be cut down to size....Muahaha!!"

And so the Saga of the teacher begins.
Have you noticed how children can always tell apart the nice ones from the terrors? It's like they have an inbuilt radar sensor or something.
"Beep!! Beep!! Terror Alert!! Beep!! Head for the nearest hideway."

And it sure must be gratifying for a teacher to become a terror since they would be remembered for eternity and probably be giving their victims cold sweats even when they are past their geriatric prime.