Ten songs that I love to hate!

These are songs that make you want to curl up and die. More often than not, these songs will be hummed invariably by your classmates or coworkers and will be stuck in your brain like a viral strain, until you break...
10)Karma Chameleon- Boy (Girl) George
The Eighties introduced us to the punk look with unmentionable garishly clashing clothes and equally matching hairstyles. Thank goodness the eighties are over!
9) Can I touch you there?- Michael Bolton
What kind of a romantic song is that? If a guy sings that to anyone, he will probably be counting bars for a long, long time. Pervert!
8) Barbie girl- Aqua
A purely cotton-candy song with nasally sounded lyrics and girly giggles.
7)Thong song- Sisqo
Imagine Sisqo and Aqua teaming up for a duet of Barbie girl and Thong song mixed. Lol!!!!
6) Macarena
Need I say more?
5) Hello- Lionel Richie
Nice song and all that! But the sight of somebody giving crank calls and heavy breathing is enough to make one scream STALKERRRRR!!
4) I'll always do anything for you (but I won't do that)- Meatloaf
Won't do what? Please, please tell us before it drives me nuts...
3) Like a virgin- Madonna
Yeah and I am Mother Teresa!!! Get over it. Actually this was one of her better songs. Remember the kimono-style kitschy number!! Shudder!! I swear the world keeps Madonna hanging around because we are just curious to see what she comes up with.
2) Barney's song
Barney, Teletubbies- why do they have to make songs for kids so obnoxious?
1) My heart will go on- Celine Dion
This has to be the A-1 most awfully bad ditty of all time. It's just because Celine thinks she is the Edith Piaf of the Twenty First century with all those grandiose gestures and with absolutely no soul in the damned song. Almost vying for this spot is Celine's equally bad rendition of "I drove all night" where she dehumanized the song while trying to make the song a showcase of her voice. Please, no more... At least sing your original bad versions. Don't render classics soulless...